FOUR WORD GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

uber long title i know

anyway this topic is where someone starts a story with four words, then another person continues it with four words and so on... You can't end the story and can't post twice in a row...

go

There once was a...

jurk, who did nothing.

and smeled like poop

He went crazy and

killed his cat, Fred.

Fred happened to be

the coolest little cat

went to Boston to

catch the swine flu

because he was lame

and liked hookers alot

then he left Boston

to find his leg

which had eaten fido

because Jason is white

er than a silly goose

Pirates are attacking clowns

and was colored blue

on top of a

banana split with ketchup

and was very special

for this occation. He

ran over a cat

because said cat was