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offensive jokes
If you dont like racial/ offensive jokes, the dont read em.
-What do you call a Muslim flying a plane?
A terrorist
- Why are black people good at basketball?
Because it involves stealing, shooting, and running.
-An American Indian, A Muslim and a cowboy were traveling in the same train car.
The American Indian sadly announces, “Once we were many, now we are few”.
The Muslim arrogantly brags, “Once we were few, now we are many”.
The relaxed cowboy, boots kicked on the table, trying to nap, lifts his hat, spits his tobacco on the floor, looks at the Muslim and says, “We haven’t played cowboys and Muslim yet”.
-Steve Irwin should've known better than to go swimming without sunscreen on. It would have protected him from harmful rays.
-For how long may you look at a muslim with one eye closed?
Until the magasine is empty
-What's the difference between a Northern fairytale and a
Southern fairytale?
A Northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time."
A Southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this
sham."
-if a mexican, a paki and a turk are all in the back of a car whos driving?
the police
-What do you call a Muslim flying a plane?
A terrorist
- Why are black people good at basketball?
Because it involves stealing, shooting, and running.
-An American Indian, A Muslim and a cowboy were traveling in the same train car.
The American Indian sadly announces, “Once we were many, now we are few”.
The Muslim arrogantly brags, “Once we were few, now we are many”.
The relaxed cowboy, boots kicked on the table, trying to nap, lifts his hat, spits his tobacco on the floor, looks at the Muslim and says, “We haven’t played cowboys and Muslim yet”.
-Steve Irwin should've known better than to go swimming without sunscreen on. It would have protected him from harmful rays.
-For how long may you look at a muslim with one eye closed?
Until the magasine is empty
-What's the difference between a Northern fairytale and a
Southern fairytale?
A Northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time."
A Southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this
sham."
-if a mexican, a paki and a turk are all in the back of a car whos driving?
the police
navy pig- Tracey Larson LOLOLOL
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Ryan wrote:So if a woman has crabs and she has a baby, does that mean the baby has lice?
lolRyan...
Re: offensive jokes
im going to stay out of this for the sake of the dignity of every culture in the world...
ComanderCalorie- Soul Reaper
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ahh cmon ryan
-whats green and yellow and mows my lawn?
hes my nigger, i'll paint him any color i damn well want too!
-what do you get when you cross a blackman with an octupus?
he aint pretty but he sure can pick that cotton!
-whats green and yellow and mows my lawn?
hes my nigger, i'll paint him any color i damn well want too!
-what do you get when you cross a blackman with an octupus?
he aint pretty but he sure can pick that cotton!
navy pig- Tracey Larson LOLOLOL
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i want to make fun of all the crackers....
What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane?
Snow.
What do u call a bunch of white people in a bowl?
Crackers. (lol)
What do you call a mob of white people in Detroit burning down the city?
A hockey victory.
What do you call a white guy on “Jeopardy?”
A contestant.
white jokes are win...
What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane?
Snow.
What do u call a bunch of white people in a bowl?
Crackers. (lol)
What do you call a mob of white people in Detroit burning down the city?
A hockey victory.
What do you call a white guy on “Jeopardy?”
A contestant.
white jokes are win...
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lol
What do you call a bunch of white guys running down a hill?
Avalanch
What do you call a bunch of black buys running down a hill?
Mudslide
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
A jailbreak
What do you call a bunch of white guys running down a hill?
Avalanch
What do you call a bunch of black buys running down a hill?
Mudslide
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
A jailbreak
navy pig- Tracey Larson LOLOLOL
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lol those are so mean, but funny
I don't do those kind of jokes
I don't do those kind of jokes
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y not?
whats the differnce between a jew and a pizza?
pizzas dont screram when you put them in the oven
what do you call 500 dead mexicans in a field?
a good start
whats the differnce between a jew and a pizza?
pizzas dont screram when you put them in the oven
what do you call 500 dead mexicans in a field?
a good start
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hahaha tay! ok i said the black taco joke in my animal science class and mr davidson got mad at me! hahahahahaha it was hilarious!
hayleybird93- Ali Babba
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IDK, I just don't like those kinds of jokes, but I can't deny they are funnynavy pig wrote:y not?
whats the differnce between a jew and a pizza?
pizzas dont screram when you put them in the oven
what do you call 500 dead mexicans in a field?
a good start
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best way to get a nigger out of a tree?
cut the rope
what do you call a bunch of dirty black guys standing in a shed?
antique farm equipment
black dudes are like christmas lights.... half of em dont work, and they look best hangin from a tree
cut the rope
what do you call a bunch of dirty black guys standing in a shed?
antique farm equipment
black dudes are like christmas lights.... half of em dont work, and they look best hangin from a tree
navy pig- Tracey Larson LOLOLOL
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That's horrible
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I concur, but I rofld
rising_phoenix45- Monkey Butt
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aww c'mon who cares, its a joke
navy pig- Tracey Larson LOLOLOL
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I don't care, I know that's what kind of jokes people tell now-a-days...
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yall need to lighten up a bit
navy pig- Tracey Larson LOLOLOL
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Again...... I don't care if they are offensive..................... I think they're freakin hilarious...
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I got a good one from SNL.
"What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold?
One's a sick duck......I cant remember how the joke ends but your mother's a whore."
"What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold?
One's a sick duck......I cant remember how the joke ends but your mother's a whore."
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...wow
Im not sure if this ones been said yet but
"Whats the difference between a black man and a prak bench?"
"The park bench can support a family"
Im not sure if this ones been said yet but
"Whats the difference between a black man and a prak bench?"
"The park bench can support a family"
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lololololol
I just kinda thought of this one literally right now...
What's the difference between a Mexican and a fish?
A fish swims downstream, and Mexican swims across it.
I just kinda thought of this one literally right now...
What's the difference between a Mexican and a fish?
A fish swims downstream, and Mexican swims across it.
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lolol good one
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