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Post by navy pig on Thu Nov 05, 2009 8:47 pm

If you dont like racial/ offensive jokes, the dont read em.


-What do you call a Muslim flying a plane?
A terrorist

- Why are black people good at basketball?
Because it involves stealing, shooting, and running.

-An American Indian, A Muslim and a cowboy were traveling in the same train car.
The American Indian sadly announces, “Once we were many, now we are few”.
The Muslim arrogantly brags, “Once we were few, now we are many”.
The relaxed cowboy, boots kicked on the table, trying to nap, lifts his hat, spits his tobacco on the floor, looks at the Muslim and says, “We haven’t played cowboys and Muslim yet”.

-Steve Irwin should've known better than to go swimming without sunscreen on. It would have protected him from harmful rays.

-For how long may you look at a muslim with one eye closed?
Until the magasine is empty

-What's the difference between a Northern fairytale and a
Southern fairytale?
A Northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time."
A Southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this
sham."

-if a mexican, a paki and a turk are all in the back of a car whos driving?
the police
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Post by the guffman on Thu Nov 05, 2009 11:07 pm

Ryan wrote:So if a woman has crabs and she has a baby, does that mean the baby has lice?

lolRyan...
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Post by ComanderCalorie on Thu Nov 05, 2009 11:10 pm

im going to stay out of this for the sake of the dignity of every culture in the world...
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Post by navy pig on Thu Nov 05, 2009 11:26 pm

ahh cmon ryan

-whats green and yellow and mows my lawn?
hes my nigger, i'll paint him any color i damn well want too!

-what do you get when you cross a blackman with an octupus?
he aint pretty but he sure can pick that cotton!
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Post by Weeber33 on Fri Nov 06, 2009 11:02 pm

i want to make fun of all the crackers....

What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane?
Snow.

What do u call a bunch of white people in a bowl?
Crackers. (lol)

What do you call a mob of white people in Detroit burning down the city?
A hockey victory.

What do you call a white guy on “Jeopardy?”
A contestant.

white jokes are win...

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Post by navy pig on Sat Nov 07, 2009 12:51 pm

lol

What do you call a bunch of white guys running down a hill?
Avalanch

What do you call a bunch of black buys running down a hill?
Mudslide

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
A jailbreak
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Post by Yoshi16 on Sat Nov 07, 2009 7:28 pm

lol those are so mean, but funny Razz

I don't do those kind of jokes Neutral

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Post by navy pig on Mon Nov 09, 2009 10:11 pm

y not?

whats the differnce between a jew and a pizza?
pizzas dont screram when you put them in the oven

what do you call 500 dead mexicans in a field?
a good start
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Post by hayleybird93 on Mon Nov 30, 2009 12:15 am

hahaha tay! ok i said the black taco joke in my animal science class and mr davidson got mad at me! hahahahahaha it was hilarious!
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Post by Yoshi16 on Wed Dec 02, 2009 9:49 pm

navy pig wrote:y not?

whats the differnce between a jew and a pizza?
pizzas dont screram when you put them in the oven

what do you call 500 dead mexicans in a field?
a good start
IDK, I just don't like those kinds of jokes, but I can't deny they are funny Razz

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Post by navy pig on Sun Dec 06, 2009 5:30 pm

best way to get a nigger out of a tree?
cut the rope

what do you call a bunch of dirty black guys standing in a shed?
antique farm equipment

black dudes are like christmas lights.... half of em dont work, and they look best hangin from a tree
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Post by Yoshi16 on Sun Dec 06, 2009 10:19 pm

That's horrible Laughing

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Post by Weeber33 on Sun Dec 06, 2009 11:19 pm

Yoshi16 wrote:That's horrible Laughing
I agree...

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Post by rising_phoenix45 on Mon Dec 07, 2009 12:31 am

I concur, but I rofld
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Post by navy pig on Wed Dec 09, 2009 10:07 pm

aww c'mon who cares, its a joke
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Post by Weeber33 on Wed Dec 09, 2009 11:07 pm

i agree with that...

but they are not true...

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Post by Yoshi16 on Thu Dec 10, 2009 8:10 pm

I don't care, I know that's what kind of jokes people tell now-a-days... Razz

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Post by navy pig on Tue Dec 15, 2009 9:29 pm

yall need to lighten up a bit
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Post by Yoshi16 on Tue Dec 15, 2009 10:24 pm

Again...... I don't care if they are offensive..................... I think they're freakin hilarious... Razz

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Post by Pickle on Wed Dec 16, 2009 2:16 am

I got a good one from SNL.

"What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold?

One's a sick duck......I cant remember how the joke ends but your mother's a whore."

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Post by Sirdavid79 on Wed Dec 16, 2009 2:56 pm

...wow
Im not sure if this ones been said yet but
"Whats the difference between a black man and a prak bench?"


"The park bench can support a family"
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Post by Yoshi16 on Wed Dec 16, 2009 6:06 pm

lololololol

I just kinda thought of this one literally right now...
What's the difference between a Mexican and a fish?

A fish swims downstream, and Mexican swims across it.

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Post by TheCollectiveUnconscious on Mon Feb 08, 2010 5:24 pm

What to you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
the NBA
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Post by Pickle on Mon Feb 08, 2010 5:40 pm

Why aspirins white?
because they work

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Post by Yoshi16 on Mon Feb 08, 2010 7:17 pm

lolol good one

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